it will be a battle royale

last week, political pundit rick mercer offered to host a one-on-one cage fight to the death between liberal leader ignatieff and prime minister steve-o. ignatieff was eager to accept the offer, knowing full well that his speed, agility and spindly limbs give him an obvious advantage over the unfit square-shaped harper. the prime minister refused to rsvp to the event, and has instead retreated to his evil stone fortress where, it is rumored, that he has increased his raw baby consumption by two-fold.

but ignatieff has refused to let the issue rest, and was seen earlier this week purchasing weapons for the battle in a hardware store located in a rural quebec town.

"this could smash a man's head in, right?"