Tuesday, March 29, 2011

heather mallick: the woodward and bernstein of our time

every once in a while, i stumble upon an article that truly resonates with me--something that imprints itself on my very soul that i just need to share with as many people as possible. this week, its a fantastic opinion piece by the lovely, level-headed heather mallick, a coulmnist for the toronto star.

Mallick: What if Harper's dream of a majority comes true?

mallick ventures out into the realm of hypothetical possibilities with this piece, and leaves us with the lingering question: what would canadians do if hitler's fragmented horcrux-like soul managed to escape the confines of hell and attach itself to prime minister stephen harper? well firstly, such an event would go a long way in explaining how the down-to-earth stephen harper we canadians used to love, became the sinister, lying, manipulating, murdering, soulless bastard that mallick believes old steve-o to be today.


so what would canadians do if stephen harper started hunting down his opponents; leaving their freshly maimed carcasses to rot in our streets? lay down without a fight? heather mallick seems to think so. and by god, she has a point. in the face of the conservative government's totalitarian regime, we canadians have to stand up and fight! or make ourselves... "invulnerable"? well, whatever we need to do, we need to do it now and we need heather mallick to lead the march.

so, in conclusion, seeing how i am a huge fan of fear-mongering, wild accusations and just general bullshit, i had to share this article. enjoy!

i love bullshit so much, this is the trophy i won for placing first in last year's "NUMBER ONE BULLSHIT FAN" contest

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