steve-o: a new campaign strategy

now, old steve-o has been called a great many things during his tenure as prime minister of canada. most of these monikers aren't anything special--they've been used time and time again with numerous other canadian leaders. "oh that [insert name here], he's a cold man, a master of manipulation, a dirty liar..." the list goes on and on.

but supply the common people with sufficient time and with enough hate-fuel, and they'll manage to cook up something a little more personal and a shit-ton more creative. lately, stephen has been branded as a bastard, a robot, a dictator, a nazi, a stalinist, and of course, a cannabilistic baby-murderer.

and steve-o's a smart guy. he knows he ain't gonna get any votes back by running around claiming that he doesn't slaughter infants--that won't convince anyone, as its common knowledge that stephen harper and babies have harbored extreme animosity towards one another for decades.

Exhibit #1

so harper has a different plan. afterall, babies don't vote! they're useless unless you want to use their supple flesh as a source of sustenance. no, the conservatives had to target another demographic altogether--a larger, more influential group of people.... so who did old steve-o decide to target in the end?

women.

ladies.

steve-o knows what he's good at, and he's good at seducing ladies. so harper as a new plan: to be sexy as humanly possible for a baby-eating nazi robot. seems inconceivable you say? not when you have moves like this:

 or when you roll dirty like this:

or when you play piano and sing like this:

the conservatives will be running an aggressive campaign this election, and at the forefront will be stephen harper: canadian, conservative, father, husband, family-man, stud. and if you think that this sort of campaign doesn't have a chance, well then, take a look at this:

 
he's already succeeding.