the natural just won't cut it anymore--canadians want the SUPERNATURAL

ignatieff is bringing out his big guns now, ladies and gentlemen. determined not to be one-upped by gilles duceppe, ignatieff has also started to showcase his mental abilities, particularly his telekinetic skills, in bagel shops around the nation. while harper has dismissed the displays as "cheap parlor tricks," many canadians--especially jewish canadians for some reason--have been seemingly swayed by the liberal leader's control over all things time and space.